Prolly a boring post

First and foremost, merry xmas to all, sorry couldn't meet you face to face to wish you. Nothing much to say about anyway, having insomnia every night thinking about the results though =( . Nothing eventful truly will happen here in Kelantan anyway, the only entertainment is my good ol' streamyx and my faithful lappie, Kel is a ghost town at night, no yumcha sessions, nothing =/

Anyway, still pondering about which uni to go to next year, bio choices are effin limited, Monash is out of the question ( probably ) as it need a freaking 14 marks to enter even pharmacy =.= geez. The only choice in msia , IMU or INTI ( =D )

signing off now, here have a cookie xD

Things

Things I would miss in INTI
1. Friends ( bye guys, do take care, jika ada silap dan salah, jgn disimpan di dalam hati )
2. Friends that i have just met recently ( just wish i could meet u all earlier )
3. Lecturers ( thanks for the patience and understanding )
4. My room - H1-37 ( my second home )
5. Surf and Play CC ( all my best meepo memories are here =D , along with some others sweet memories )
6. Food ( Jabez's Mushroom fried pork tops my list, along with Jing Fan Wan, Tomyam Poktek etc )
7. Peaceful scenery ( shall miss my relaxation zone behind N block )
8. Some good and helpful guards

Things I would not miss in INTI
1. A-levels ( exam is hard and stressful like hell, i would not want to attempt it for the 3rd time )
2. Idiotic guards ( ramanathan and some others lansi guards.. go to hell )
3. Money minded INTI management ( screw u for developing and upgrading your money sucking ideas )
4. Bus services ( goddamned 30 minutes per bus? )
5. Annoying dota-rds at my block ( please keep ur game to urself, there's no need to advertise )
6. Loud bassy music from other rooms when i was napping.
7. EBB ( fcuk u for providing such an excellent connection while claiming urself to be a broadband provider )

Farewell

The only thing nice at farewell party =/ I got wet too, big thanks to ying yun and siu ching, thanks =D















warpten in slow motion. kai cheng kena splashed

The only thing i regretted is can't jump into the pool, sigh. stupid lifeguard, tak pernah dengar " rules are meant to be broken " ke? potong stim jek. How i wish i can push siu ching into the pool =(















nice group photo. ccm, why so serious?

Food was ok, but too much sweet and spicy sauce spoils my dish T_T, the chicken was great. This is what Mr.Tai say about the food, in a summary.
















bye a-levels. hope not to see u again next year >.<

A Newspaper Excerpt

The War and the Aftermath

by : anonymous

INTI Nilai : The devastating war, which causes million of deaths in brain cells has finally come to an end. The aftermath is just as devastating. At the war torn site of H1-37, books are dumped unceremoniously in the corner, loose papers and notes are everywhere. Radiation causes mutations in the original inhabitants of H1-37, species such as dust has tripled in their size and number, and with some new inhabitants such as lizards and ants invade H1-37.

Estimated property value loss are at a impressive RM 50 which includes papers, pens and inks and pencil leads

The following images are taken by our brave reporter who entered the prohibited area H1-37, until today remains of him have not been found, only his camera exists to tell the story of H1-37, experts says that the mutation may have gotten to him, eye witness says the reporter last seen at Surf and Play Cyber Cafe, swearing at top of his lung whilst playing a game called DotA, it was not clear whether is the mutation causing this syndrome or the cause of the death of brain cells.

Prime minister, Jack Dawson says efforts are made to restore H1-37 to its former state, through operation CleanThisShitUp ( CTSU ).

The following images are deemed disturbing, view at own discretion.











































Donations can be made to the war-torn victim in restoring their homes through Fcuk Charity which can be contacted at 1300-13-1300.

Sigh.

2 goddamned hours wasted, just to fix and apply the stupid layout coding for my blog, i can't code for shit, and well, 2 hours of trial and error of editing and undoing the freaking codes is just expected. Chatbox still isn't displaying correctly and i give up trying to make it go to the right place, as long as its usable, who cares about where does it goes, right?

Going back on revising nephrons now =(

Sayonara chemistry, screw you biology

Chemistry. Finally its over. Darn chemistry mcq, why does CIE finds it amusing to have answers that :

i) remotely ununderstandable?
ii) confusing?

While doing the mcq, i felt like i am attempting "who wants to be a millionaire game" each subsequent question gets harder than the previous ones, worse thing is, there is no help when you are stuck on one question, meh, if only there are 50:50 options or asking the audience options, mcq would be a breeze.

Sigh, and i dun get any consolations prizes for killing my brain cells =(

Bio tomorrow, damn.

Nonsensical Rantings

5 more to go, including tomorrow's chemistry 4. Screw it, haven't started on the past year papers, rawr, not in the mood to do anyway, keep thinking of when it ends, 9 more days for us poor bio students, envying those taking physics which will end in 2 more days, hmm, the worse thing about it is they will probably stick " Haha, I finish exam liao " notes in your face. Damn, must be immune to it, not to mention temptation of snp cafe.

Crap, don't know how to face the exam tomorrow, feeling tired and sleepy and hungry now, and i haven't even started seriously, geez. Blame that on the addictive Spores Orgin which i just installed on my Diamond.

Well, going out now, gonna take my lunch and hellish common room for me till 7pm or less if i can stand it.

There's a superstitious mathematical calculation that states your spending rate is proportional to the diameter of your hole ( dirty minded people please refrain yourselves =P )

What hole?




















This hole.

So yeah, that's my hand, and that's my hole, I haven't work out the exact formula nor prove it yet regarding the calculation, but I am 70% sure if plotted a graph, diameter of hole against spending rate, I'll probably get a graph something like this.













Yeah, well, still on the topic , as you can see, my spending rate is quite high, so, it doesn't surprise anybody that I decide to go and purchase my -wanted- needed iPod Nano




















my new baby. i needed it ok???

INTI FTW

Hello INTI College !! Try to spot ninjas in this picture ( protip : >9000 ninjas there hidden )

This is INTI University College, Nilai. Guess what time it is? 2am? 3am? wrong ! its 10pm =X, holidays + weekends at INTI here has redefine night life at INTI itself, which is the selling point of this uni, say so in the adverts.

Of course, life is dull here as well, if you are those outdoor type , hardcore basketball , futsal, footie players, well, you are prolly gonna bang ur head against the wall everyday due to boredom, or maybe its a great time to train your l337 shooting skillz without interruption from ur annoying lansi act pro teammates. Or, you can turn nerd like me, which entertainment is measured by KB/s ( kilobytes per second mind you, not kilobits -> google it up if u aren't a nerd and can't differentiate it ) or a dotard whose idea of entertainment is logging into Garena (tm) and pawning useless noobs and be proud of it, not to mention enjoying a lagless lan alike game on Garena due to the heavenly speed currently of EBB connection.













Looky here, 42 ping ! Rawr !

Don't look at me like that, at least I know how to enjoy myself in the midst of the boring life in INTI Nilai =)

Oh, its Surf and Play tiem nao =D

Ok, tudung definitely does not goes well with hot / short pants, agree? Alertez la police de mode ! mon frère

I don`t know about you, but this gal here has phailed terribly not only in fashion but also her body size, come on lah, with elephant sized legs definitely doesn`t justify for wearing hot pants.

Ok, maybe the pictures above have polluted your eyes, look no further, for I took the liberty to supply the antidote for this poison to the eyes

I present you...

Youtube celebrity Magibon !!!



 







So cute you could go OMGOMGOMG, ehehe, its does have a rhythm does it? Feast on the kawaii-ness !!

Back in Kelantan. Finally.

I am so going to boycott stupid ktm services . ever. Lousy services, even in their intercity train services, first of all, there`s a so called service disruption in the commuter train services, making the intercity train services delay... before it even started.

Reached Kajang KTM station at 8pm, train was scheduled for departure at 9pm, but due to the effin efficient services of our beloved KTM ( lousy commuter stuck at Serdang station ), train finally reach Kajang KTM station around 10pm, the problems haven`t end there, after we board the train, we still need to wait another good one hour , due to another commuter stuck at Seremban station.

11pm, train finally moved, but I was still plagued by a new kind of problem, the guy above me keep blast his lame music using his handphone, I would appreciate if the songs are hip and trendy, but no, it has to be from the 80`s or 90`s, to make things worse, he put the song on repeat , over and over again, or maybe his playlist only have one song in, this continues for a good some times, before and after he went to bed, so you can imagine the whole night was just listening to 80`s.

12pm, another day, finally reach home, in total i spent 16 hours for this journey back home, and best of all, I just caught a cold. So looking foward for the journey back Inti

10th April 2008

Sem break started already, supposed to be a study break, but what i am doing these few days haven`t changed much from my daily routine in college, sleep->wake up -> breakfast -> comp comp comp -> touched books awhile -> sleep again

Nothing much has change in my house anyway, just the old scene with my two brothers, like me, one surfing the net all days, and another engrossed in a stupid RO-alike mmorpg

Enough of me, lets look at a intresting news that our Malaysian Government certainly won`t be the first to claim credits =)

I am sure many of you know Sufiah Yusof, the math genius cum hooker nowadays, which appears in the news some time ago

But do you know that she wasn`t Malaysian? Malaysia Government was quick to publish when the news of a maths prodigy appears without checking out her national identity, and quick to offer her a Gov scholarship, but later retract it and forced Petronas to give her instead because they don`t want to admit their mistake.

Ok , she comes from a farktup family, her father, Farooq Yusof apparently uses his whatever ingenious method to force the genius out of her, literally, and it isn`t easy too.. of course, everything must have root of all, his father, expected, is farktup too, apparently a pedophile who molest his students..

Most probably all of you here may sympathise with this poor girl fortune, but don`t worry, her genius has probably earn her the best income job ever, probably more than your parents could earn, ever

Lets look at the calculation involves :
Sofiah charges her customer 130 pound an hour = nearly RM800 an hour (few hours a day)

lets do a simple calculation:

1 day, work 3 hours = 3 X RM800
1 day = RM2 400

let say, 20 working days per month,

20 days = 20 X RM 800
= RM 16 000

So, incredibly she even if she works just a mere 3 hour a day, she still can get over rm 2400 a DAY , more than those slaves 24hour every week but still yet to acheive a quarter of her income per day

Sex is easy money, indeed.


Saucy Sauces :
Malaysian math prodigy borned:-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1997/01/12/nswot12.html

Reported missing... and finally found.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/missing-maths-prodigy-had-passed-university-exams-706960.html

His father Farooq reported messed up with a young girl.
http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne+News/Crime/Story/A1Story20080129-47125.html

The prodigy hooker unleashed herself:- ( !CONTAIN NUDITY )
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_hooker.shtml

Whatever..

Ok, end of another intresting weekend again, one step closer to AS, whoops-de-doo. Ended my Saturday in a rewatch of Titanic whilst the others are at KL.Clubbing. Ok, Titanic isn`t all about sex and sex and sex, heck its only 30+ sec of the total 2 hours of film, zomg, when i just mentioned about Titanic, that someone already jumped to the conclusion that i am watching for that, come on, i rather fap to real porn than this shit ok?

Shit aside, this movie still haven`t failed to impress me, the effects are still astounding as when i was watching it for the first time on Laser-Disc, yes, that the big round 2 sided thing, when i was still a kid, if Malaysian film industry can produce half of this shit instead of Cicakman, i bet theres no need for Visit-Malaysia 2007 or any stuff. Also, its even entertaining and time value compared to Jumper, ok, maybe i didn`t watch it at the cinema to get its full effects, but what i get from the storyline is kinda .. lame, its basically about a guy who has the power to teleport to anywhere at anytime, as termed by Jon, blink dagger in -wtf mode in dota, and of course whats a movie without baddies, but the baddies here has only 1, the black dude in silver hair, thats the boring part of it, the baddies are a old group that call themselves the paladin who sworn to kill the jumpers cause the felt its was God`s power, darn religion bigots IMO, but perhaps it should be rated pg-13 cause it has no action and bloody scenes, a big yawn.

Can`t wait for Titanic 2 =)

And Slow Award Goes Too...

Lim WeiZhuan. Honestly, who can stay in the shower for at least 20 min? lol

and he`s a dude .

How the BuffaloBreeder came to be

I believe that time and enviroment changes a person, one example is our dear friend Naufal. Let me tell you a story about a guy who changes. alot.

On May 2007, Naufal stepped into INTI Nilai for the first time, dressed in an impressingly smart suit and with a ultra yeng hair, he look like one of the lecturers there, heck even the guards thought he as one. With an awesome tan and walks and talks full of discipline, the unmistakeably tell tale sign of one that has just come out from National Service. When he stepped into the MPH, the people their gaped at him, photographers snap photo of every angle of him, for this is the first time INTI had such a guy, of course, he was pushed to line first for enroll and had his ID snapped as soon as possible, INTI want him to be their cover model, for INTI has long suffered a loss of reputation, of course, to have one as regal as a prince enrolling in INTI, they must advertise it as much as possible.

Naufal at May 2007

And finally, February 2008, the Naufal that we once know is not there anymore, dressed in lala attire, this all new Naufal goes all out trying to impress girls, with ultra lala hair and a cool spectacle ( courtesy of shu hong ), this all new Naufal has looks to die for, hell yeah. In time, Naufal Ridlwany has become the BuffaloBreeder™

Naufal Feb 2008

No Seriously.

Anyway, picture`s courtesy of shu hong =) from his blog

Are You GOOD IN BED? By naufal =)

Weekends!

Screw it, whenever its weekdays, I prayed so hard for the day to end so that it could finally reach weekend, when its weekend,I longed for weekdays .. Screw inti nilai with its lack of entertainment, felt like living on a desolated island but worse with no means of escape. Now if only they have a cinema and a giant mall here ... ( no not THAT Giant )

The Virtual Barbershop

I bet you already heard those awesome 3D surround sounds that sounds so incredibly realistic and creepy too, but this is nothing compared to Holophonic sounds, sounds intriguing? Clips recorded using holophonic recording technique enable the listener to accurately measure the distance and the position of the speaker, this is mainly due to our brain at work.

Quoted from Wikipedia

The human head imprints frequency-dependent distortions of phase and amplitude on sound reaching the eardrums, that are frequency-dependent level differences and these distortion effects vary with the direction of the sound source (being caused by the geometry and sound-transmitting characteristics of the sinus and throat cavities, eustachian tubes, inner ear, external ears, and other hard and soft tissues in the head and upper body (see: head-related transfer function, "HRTF").

Experiencing this on your own is better than any explaination given, just plug in your headphone ( yes, you must use headphone to experience it ) and simply play the clip given =D


Download Audio Clip

DotA-RD

DotArd, can`t really stand them, especially if they are your neighbours, when i am not one myself ( yeah i am a dotard too ), i despise dotard to the max.

Perhaps an introduction for those who don`t know DotA

Defense of the Ancients (often referred to as DotA) is a custom map for Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne, based on the "Aeon of Strife" map for the Blizzard title Starcraft.It is a team strategy game focused on hero combat. The objective is to destroy the opponents' base using one's own Hero along with allied heroes and allied AI-controlled fighters called "creeps". Sharing concepts with role playing games, the player levels up their hero and uses gold to buy equipment in an effort to best the opposing team.

Whats so annoying about dotards are they can play at any hour and any time. This is freaking annoying, especially at the time you wanna catch some deserved sleep or already in the dreamland, only to find yourself unwillingly pulled back to reality.

What these Dotards will do is host a dota game over the LAN and try to advertise their game by means of shouting to the whole world, and it get annoying over time, since when nobody want to join their freaking game, they will keep shout until someone join, 
and trust me, their sound isn`t exactly too melodious either =X

Ok, so finally some random dude give up and join their game, but the problem doesn`t stop there, excited at finally going to pwn that poor random dude head, they will announce the game to the whole world as well, and their means of communication isn`t typing, yeah, as expected, they literally shout it out to the whole world, which is an idiotic way for just letting the random dude  know what you are planning if he is just staying few doors beside you.

These dotards really know how to play dota to the max, even their system is powered by high end speakers which usually branded Altec Lansing and Edifier, and in their opinion, DotA should be best play when your speaker is at max, to show that whenever they pawn, the whole INTI should know about it, but just make sure that its not the opposite way around. And yeah whenever they are not playing, its some crappy annoying bassy music for lalas that pump out of it.

And oh, those dotards usually have their own private clan in inti, so its equally annoying when you want to join their game only to get kick out and say its a private game, fuck you, if its a private game then don`t fucking shout to the fucking whole world la. cibai.

Burgermbira Selalu

Wz never cease to amaze me.. srsly, he`s been going on since yesterday night`s yumcha, ranting and making lame jokes about come ( pronounced and assumed "cum" by him ) , yeah, thats his valentine`s mood for you.

Anyway quote of the month goes to wz for his conversation with the burger seller

Download Video 
WZ : Burger yang paling happy ada?
Burger Seller : Har?
WZ : Burger yang paling happy
Burger Seller : Burger yang paling happy? apa tu?
WZ : Burgembira
* Chuckles *

Anyway, happy belated valentine`s to all lovers and singles alike, burgembira selalu ya..

Prawnography

To mr.B:
First and foremost, I don`t believe much in any Gods, I was born and raised in a Buddist family, but I don`t go to temple much either, I believe that God exist somewhere within ourselves, and that is our consience. So back to the point, your hypothesis or rather a conclusion that you forced upon others, that by don`t believe in God, you must be immoral, is rather biased in the touch, ok, i admit i am immoral compared to others, true, i done alot of sinful things in my life,  but watching pornography material isn`t one of them, I am not touching on other things, but rather on the subject on watching pornography, watching pornography is a complete natural thing for all human being, as its the natural lust in them that follow suit soon after reaching puberty, and thus by that, this lust saves all beings from extinction, including you, since i don`t believe that your parents have sex just merely to have children ( roll eyes )

Ok, since you insist watching porn is immoral, then don`t watch la, nobody ask and force on you either, and since we are still on it, why you are so excited everytime we mentioned about some beautiful girl? and why u still ask simon and wz to open porn everytime u visit their room? and don`t get me started on your wallpaper. Bah! Hypocrite...

and to the topic of morality, even though I am not a believer in God, but I don`t steal, rape, rob or do anything endangering the society, thats fine with me and the society too

p/s : No, I am not here to preach about God, just merely expressing my feelings, and i don`t give a damn about other people belief either and no offense to whom who find it offensive

blog?!

blogging,in my opinion, does not accurately represent one`s thought, 
though as stated in wikipedia,a personal online diary. 
Thoughts are a complex thing, to analyse it and express it in merely
words form is practically impossible, 
thus, one`s blog doesn`t accurately represent the blogger in any way,
and sometimes must take it with a pinch of salt,
and its just merely for the sake of entertainment.