Sunday, April 19, 2009

Every story must have its ending, and this is the ending.

Dear Pokepukii,

I hope you are well, and always will be. When you are reading this, kitteh is probably thousand miles away from here, kitteh is tired of the stuff going on recently, and decided to take a permanent break from all of this, mia-ne pukii-chan, please forgive kitteh for his selfishness.

Kitteh just packed very minimal stuff, mostly clothes, winter clothes, cause' the kitteh kingdom has cold weather, kitteh's favorite strawberry haagen dasz and memories of pokekitteh and pokepukii. Kitteh will always cherish the good memories with pukii, the yucky sweet potato issue ( thanks for didn't complaining about the sucky cooking and eating em all up ), the epic drawings of the fight between pokepikagardeniatoast and justice kitteh, the craps that we made up, the late night chit-chats, Hoops and Yoyo cartoon, the korean songs that pukii introduce, etc etc. Thanks for making kitteh's otherwise dull life more enjoyable, every night, kitteh would look foward towards the daily chit chat with pukii, ahh, it seems so far, so distant away now, its like waking up from a sweet dream. 

Kitteh did made a promise about treating pukii to a good ol' sushi meal, but seems like kitteh has to break that promise now, sorry, maybe some other time, in the distant future, if kitteh and pukii parallel path does somehow magically meet again =)

Kitteh has to go now, kitteh has the 3 am midnight express train to magical kitteh's kingdom to catch, till then, all the best, and be yourself always. Farewell.

Love,

Pokekitteh.


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Note : The above passage is considered as a fiction, any similarities to living or dead are purely coincidental.

From the author.



Friday, January 23, 2009

Pokekitteh's Life Lesson #2

Hello thar, its tiem again for pokekitteh's life's lesson #2, today, we are going to talk about consumer rights <<<>>> THATS YOUR F**KING TL;DR VERSION FOLKS

First of all, lets look at consumer rights in Malaysia

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Consumer Rights 

Basic needs 
The right to basic goods and services, which guarantee survival: adequate food, clothing, shelter, health care, education and sanitation.

Safety
The right to be protected against the marketing of goods or the provision of services that are hazardous to health and life

Information
The right to be protected against dishonest or misleading advertising or labeling. And the right to be given the fact and information needed to make an informed choice.

Choice
The right to choose product and services at competitive prices with an assurance of satisfactory quality

Representation
The right to express consumer interest in the making and execution of government policy.

Redress
The right to be compensated for misrepresentation, shoddy goods or unsatisfactory services. 

Consumer Education 
The right to acquire the knowledge and skills necessary to be an informed consumer.

Health environment
The right to live and work in an environment which is neither threading nor dangerous and which permit a life of dignity and well being.

Yeah bla bla bla, you probably wouldn't give a shit about these types of things do you? Not until when you really need it.

Scenario :

Today, Pokekitteh and his family went to Midvalley to buy new clothes for pokekitteh , its a total mental torture for pokekitteh cause pokekitteh dislike making choices and every shop pokekitteh went into has so many choices , hence pokekitteh is confused and wants all of it to end a.s.a.p.

Finally, pokekitteh finish shopping his clothes and before going back, pokekitteh and family decided to have their dinner. Pokekitteh's mother chooses a shop call LITTLE TAIWAN at the highest floor besides Carl's JR and McDonald, opposite GS.Cinema. Actually pokekitteh does not want to eat that shop cause pokekitteh has an appetite for Carl's JR humongous burgers.

So, pokekitteh and family went in LITTLE TAIWAN and order their food and drinks, LITTLE TAIWAN is jampacked with people at that time. Drinks were served in a short while, and we chat over the drinks, so, whilst we chat, the clock is ticking, and pokekitteh's brother is getting hungrier and angrier by the second, and the waiter apparently from Myanmar and doesn't know chinese, and keep ignoring us while looking around idly.

Then finally, food is served, but it wasn't to us, but to a couple besides us which came in later than us. This is when pokekitteh's brother had a breakdown and start beckoning to the waitress and scold her, a lame excuse of machine breakdown was given. Pokekitteh's brother then had enough of this and decide to pay the drinks and go to other shop for dinner, so the bill came out, but there's a service charge for the non-service they given us, and again, temper flared, and here, pokekitteh had to LOL at the excuse they given for the service charge, apparently, we are charged rm 1.60 for making the drinks.

Of course, the manager came out and was very... very... apologetic and offer voucher, but of course was turned down, and that's that, pokekitteh hereby from that time on wards, LITTLE TAIWAN was entered into pokekitteh's shitlist of restaurant.

oh and the Myanmar waitress who apparently don't know chinese? He's a china dude with a china accent, well well.

Moral of the lesson :

1) Never ever go into LITTLE TAIWAN

2) A hungry man is an angry man

TL;DR ( TOO LONG DIDN'T READ ) COMIC VERSION ( MSPAINT HOUR > 9000 )

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kthxbai

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Pokekitteh iz..

... feeling better nao =)

thanks to rachel mun , debbie , kaz3 yomi and kaz3 aikawa.

had the best match and the best laugh just now.

=)

p/s : pokekitteh hopes the gardeniatoast will cheer up soon =)

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Life's Lesson # 1

Welcome to Pokekitteh Life's Lesson #1 (TL;DR = Common Sense )

You probably think your personal own laptop is secure and safe righttt? Your laptop is password encrypted on startup, a big warning sign to warn your curious lil bro or sis from opening it. You probably done everything, granted, but please do NOT overlook the very easily ignored but easily access recent item list.

Scenario :

Lets look at my dear friend, lets call him Mr.L . He is smart, he knows his friends are coming over tonight for some games, and his laptop is having some err.. embarassing stuffs that he wouldn't want to let anybody see in the world, so, he just smartly cut and paste his embarassing folder into a thumbdrive.

Cache - deleted (checked)

Browser history - deleted ( checked )

Moved embarassing folder into thumbdrive ( checked )

Ok, ready to go. So at 6pm today, his friends arrived, Mr. L confidently let them poke around with his computer knowing his embarassing stuff is safely hidden.

So, mr.Kitteh here, who is using Mr.L laptop here, accidentally press start and accidentally moved the mouse to the recent item menu, out pop the recent item list.. so.. something like this popup-ed

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So, of course Mr.Kitteh got the best lol of his life so do his friends, well except with Mr.L here, curiosity still bested Mr.Kitteh, so Mr.Kitteh just right clicked on the files there and selected properties

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note : screenshots above are just for illustration purpose, actual screenshot may vary

Tadahhh, everything regarding that incriminating files is shown, no more secrets, from his uber tech savvy knowledge, Pokekitteh deduced that the G:\ indicates a thumbdrive and hence, pokekitteh knows the files are in Mr.L thumbdrive somewhere eventhough pokekitteh haz no access to his pendrive.

Moral of the lesson : 1 )Never forget to clear your recent item list

                                     2 )Never let friends touch your computer. Ever.

kthxbai

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Random stuffs that you probably wouldn't give a shit about

Pokekitteh's Nap time : 9pm-12am

Pokekitteh official sleep time : 5am - 2pm

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Its just 12:26am, hence another 5 hours until my sleep time T_T

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On a side note :

Meet my new friend, Justice Kitteh,

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the light incarnate who  is on the prowl! seeking out evil degenerate such as the evil PikaGardeniaToast

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JUSTICE PREVAILS!!!!!!11

p/s : over >9000 hours in ms.paint

kthxbai

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I am GAY?

Apparently Facebook thinks so

This is blasphemous . This IS MADNESS. THIS IS FACEBOOKKKKKKKKKKK.

Hence, pokekitteh would like to take this chance to reilliterate that he is NOT and NEVER will be gay ( unless you mean happy ), even though facebook thinks so, probably a discrimination against my awesome photo ( to all the pukers out there, pokekitteh challenge you to snap a photo as awesome as pokekitteh's. kthxbai )

Pokekitteh is now also on a movie marathon, aided and fueled by captain Jack Sparrow from thepiratebay. Pokekitteh is armed with enough movies to last for the week.

On a side note : Pokekitteh recommends Bolt and or IP Man. 

ahoy there mateys, capt. Jack Sparrow from the pirate bay here would like to wish all cheapskates out there like pokekitteh happy torrenting

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on another side note, pokekitteh has an affinity for the cute doggeh Bolt nao, even though pokekitteh is a cat, and by law of nature, cat hates dogs, but pokekitteh will make an exception here

Monday, January 12, 2009

Sleepless

Can't sleep. Can't Farking SLEEP! 

2:33 am reporting live from my laptop. Making a hot milo and a gardenia toast to boot. 

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F*** YOU JANUARY 21TH

That feels good. Funny how some alphabets can make me insomnia.