Thursday, November 20, 2008

A Newspaper Excerpt

The War and the Aftermath

by : anonymous

INTI Nilai : The devastating war, which causes million of deaths in brain cells has finally come to an end. The aftermath is just as devastating. At the war torn site of H1-37, books are dumped unceremoniously in the corner, loose papers and notes are everywhere. Radiation causes mutations in the original inhabitants of H1-37, species such as dust has tripled in their size and number, and with some new inhabitants such as lizards and ants invade H1-37.

Estimated property value loss are at a impressive RM 50 which includes papers, pens and inks and pencil leads

The following images are taken by our brave reporter who entered the prohibited area H1-37, until today remains of him have not been found, only his camera exists to tell the story of H1-37, experts says that the mutation may have gotten to him, eye witness says the reporter last seen at Surf and Play Cyber Cafe, swearing at top of his lung whilst playing a game called DotA, it was not clear whether is the mutation causing this syndrome or the cause of the death of brain cells.

Prime minister, Jack Dawson says efforts are made to restore H1-37 to its former state, through operation CleanThisShitUp ( CTSU ).

The following images are deemed disturbing, view at own discretion.











































Donations can be made to the war-torn victim in restoring their homes through Fcuk Charity which can be contacted at 1300-13-1300.

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