Sayonara chemistry, screw you biology

Chemistry. Finally its over. Darn chemistry mcq, why does CIE finds it amusing to have answers that :

i) remotely ununderstandable?
ii) confusing?

While doing the mcq, i felt like i am attempting "who wants to be a millionaire game" each subsequent question gets harder than the previous ones, worse thing is, there is no help when you are stuck on one question, meh, if only there are 50:50 options or asking the audience options, mcq would be a breeze.

Sigh, and i dun get any consolations prizes for killing my brain cells =(

Bio tomorrow, damn.

Nonsensical Rantings

5 more to go, including tomorrow's chemistry 4. Screw it, haven't started on the past year papers, rawr, not in the mood to do anyway, keep thinking of when it ends, 9 more days for us poor bio students, envying those taking physics which will end in 2 more days, hmm, the worse thing about it is they will probably stick " Haha, I finish exam liao " notes in your face. Damn, must be immune to it, not to mention temptation of snp cafe.

Crap, don't know how to face the exam tomorrow, feeling tired and sleepy and hungry now, and i haven't even started seriously, geez. Blame that on the addictive Spores Orgin which i just installed on my Diamond.

Well, going out now, gonna take my lunch and hellish common room for me till 7pm or less if i can stand it.

There's a superstitious mathematical calculation that states your spending rate is proportional to the diameter of your hole ( dirty minded people please refrain yourselves =P )

What hole?




















This hole.

So yeah, that's my hand, and that's my hole, I haven't work out the exact formula nor prove it yet regarding the calculation, but I am 70% sure if plotted a graph, diameter of hole against spending rate, I'll probably get a graph something like this.













Yeah, well, still on the topic , as you can see, my spending rate is quite high, so, it doesn't surprise anybody that I decide to go and purchase my -wanted- needed iPod Nano




















my new baby. i needed it ok???

INTI FTW

Hello INTI College !! Try to spot ninjas in this picture ( protip : >9000 ninjas there hidden )

This is INTI University College, Nilai. Guess what time it is? 2am? 3am? wrong ! its 10pm =X, holidays + weekends at INTI here has redefine night life at INTI itself, which is the selling point of this uni, say so in the adverts.

Of course, life is dull here as well, if you are those outdoor type , hardcore basketball , futsal, footie players, well, you are prolly gonna bang ur head against the wall everyday due to boredom, or maybe its a great time to train your l337 shooting skillz without interruption from ur annoying lansi act pro teammates. Or, you can turn nerd like me, which entertainment is measured by KB/s ( kilobytes per second mind you, not kilobits -> google it up if u aren't a nerd and can't differentiate it ) or a dotard whose idea of entertainment is logging into Garena (tm) and pawning useless noobs and be proud of it, not to mention enjoying a lagless lan alike game on Garena due to the heavenly speed currently of EBB connection.













Looky here, 42 ping ! Rawr !

Don't look at me like that, at least I know how to enjoy myself in the midst of the boring life in INTI Nilai =)

Oh, its Surf and Play tiem nao =D

Ok, tudung definitely does not goes well with hot / short pants, agree? Alertez la police de mode ! mon frère

I don`t know about you, but this gal here has phailed terribly not only in fashion but also her body size, come on lah, with elephant sized legs definitely doesn`t justify for wearing hot pants.

Ok, maybe the pictures above have polluted your eyes, look no further, for I took the liberty to supply the antidote for this poison to the eyes

I present you...

Youtube celebrity Magibon !!!



 







So cute you could go OMGOMGOMG, ehehe, its does have a rhythm does it? Feast on the kawaii-ness !!

Back in Kelantan. Finally.

I am so going to boycott stupid ktm services . ever. Lousy services, even in their intercity train services, first of all, there`s a so called service disruption in the commuter train services, making the intercity train services delay... before it even started.

Reached Kajang KTM station at 8pm, train was scheduled for departure at 9pm, but due to the effin efficient services of our beloved KTM ( lousy commuter stuck at Serdang station ), train finally reach Kajang KTM station around 10pm, the problems haven`t end there, after we board the train, we still need to wait another good one hour , due to another commuter stuck at Seremban station.

11pm, train finally moved, but I was still plagued by a new kind of problem, the guy above me keep blast his lame music using his handphone, I would appreciate if the songs are hip and trendy, but no, it has to be from the 80`s or 90`s, to make things worse, he put the song on repeat , over and over again, or maybe his playlist only have one song in, this continues for a good some times, before and after he went to bed, so you can imagine the whole night was just listening to 80`s.

12pm, another day, finally reach home, in total i spent 16 hours for this journey back home, and best of all, I just caught a cold. So looking foward for the journey back Inti

10th April 2008

Sem break started already, supposed to be a study break, but what i am doing these few days haven`t changed much from my daily routine in college, sleep->wake up -> breakfast -> comp comp comp -> touched books awhile -> sleep again

Nothing much has change in my house anyway, just the old scene with my two brothers, like me, one surfing the net all days, and another engrossed in a stupid RO-alike mmorpg

Enough of me, lets look at a intresting news that our Malaysian Government certainly won`t be the first to claim credits =)

I am sure many of you know Sufiah Yusof, the math genius cum hooker nowadays, which appears in the news some time ago

But do you know that she wasn`t Malaysian? Malaysia Government was quick to publish when the news of a maths prodigy appears without checking out her national identity, and quick to offer her a Gov scholarship, but later retract it and forced Petronas to give her instead because they don`t want to admit their mistake.

Ok , she comes from a farktup family, her father, Farooq Yusof apparently uses his whatever ingenious method to force the genius out of her, literally, and it isn`t easy too.. of course, everything must have root of all, his father, expected, is farktup too, apparently a pedophile who molest his students..

Most probably all of you here may sympathise with this poor girl fortune, but don`t worry, her genius has probably earn her the best income job ever, probably more than your parents could earn, ever

Lets look at the calculation involves :
Sofiah charges her customer 130 pound an hour = nearly RM800 an hour (few hours a day)

lets do a simple calculation:

1 day, work 3 hours = 3 X RM800
1 day = RM2 400

let say, 20 working days per month,

20 days = 20 X RM 800
= RM 16 000

So, incredibly she even if she works just a mere 3 hour a day, she still can get over rm 2400 a DAY , more than those slaves 24hour every week but still yet to acheive a quarter of her income per day

Sex is easy money, indeed.


Saucy Sauces :
Malaysian math prodigy borned:-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1997/01/12/nswot12.html

Reported missing... and finally found.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/missing-maths-prodigy-had-passed-university-exams-706960.html

His father Farooq reported messed up with a young girl.
http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne+News/Crime/Story/A1Story20080129-47125.html

The prodigy hooker unleashed herself:- ( !CONTAIN NUDITY )
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_hooker.shtml